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May 27, 2012 at 6:35 AM | Post Permalink | 4,682 notes



aka stupid men with their stupid faces ruining my stupid life

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May 24, 2012 at 4:25 AM | Post Permalink | 6,886 notes



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May 24, 2012 at 4:24 AM | Post Permalink | 93,696 notes



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iggymarauder:

slashyking:

poupon:

datrobutt:

sarahvontrapp:

loveyourchaos:

ladymiseria:

knicker-weasels:

no-llamas:

videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

YOU TRIED REALLY HARD

Why the hell did I watch this whole thing omg.

I don’t consider watching this a waste of time. 

omg go slinky go

I dub thee Sisyphus.

You mean Slinkyphus

OH MY GOD! SLINKYPHUS!!! He’ll. Never. Give up!

Omg

This

I can’t

Post by videohall (via therightfulkingofassguard)
May 23, 2012 at 5:29 AM | Post Permalink | 57,750 notes



thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

Post by thorhead (via therightfulkingofassguard)
May 23, 2012 at 5:29 AM | Post Permalink | 9,422 notes



missdraco:

kats-in-space:

slutforlouistomlinson:

The seniors decided to turn our school into Hogwarts for their senior prank. 

The result was kind of awesome.

Good.

best

Post by slutforlouistomlinson (via misplacedsanity)
May 23, 2012 at 5:29 AM | Post Permalink | 31,361 notes



darksstars:

enghurrd:

justcallmemad:

thedailywhat:

LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.

[hypervocal]

…oh… lord…

I really hate the original, but woah, that cover is amazing 

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May 23, 2012 at 3:02 AM | Post Permalink | 28,209 notes



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May 23, 2012 at 2:59 AM | Post Permalink | 20,899 notes



just-keep-swimmingswimming:


Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.

GLORIOUS. 

just-keep-swimmingswimming:

Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.

You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.

GLORIOUS. 


Post by we-should-fuck-now-since-i (via lord-unibrow)
May 22, 2012 at 6:11 PM | Post Permalink | 177,934 notes



Post by hiatus-followmyotherblog (via eidolonmaster)
May 22, 2012 at 2:52 PM | Post Permalink | 30,174 notes



Everybody Dies.

OH GOD HOUSE NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO END AND LIKE THAT TOO AND WILSON AND THE PEOPLE AND OH GOD OH GOD THE FUNERAL AND EVERYTHING WAS OKAY I THOUGHT I WOULD BE OKAY BUT I’M NOT I’M SO NOT OH WOW FUCK YOU EVERYONE WHO MADE THAT WHY WHY WHY IT WAS TOO PERFECT AND JUST NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

Now I have to find ANOTHER hilarious maverick genius to obsess over. Thanks a lot. I guess this is what happens when you follow the life of a fangirl. >:I

May 22, 2012 at 1:24 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note



And now both Steven and Mark are in the Guardian live chat, and oh God they're hilarious

Steven Moffat: Hello
Mark Gatiss: You! The second most dangerous man in London!
Steven Moffat: You! Previously unknown to science!!
Guest: If you could pick one thing that is your favorite about writing an episode, what would it be?
Steven Moffat: My fave thing about writing is FINISHING. That's really nice. I LOVE that.
Mark Gatiss: There's nothing nice about writing.
Guest: Which one of you would be Sherlock and who would be John?
Steven Moffat: We're both Watson. Nothing happens very fast .....
Mark Gatiss: Although I'm the only one who grows a moustache.
Guest: Does it surprise you with how popular Mycroft is by some of the fans?
Mark Gatiss: Mycroft's popularity doesn't surprise me at all. He is, after all, incredibly beautiful, clever and well-dressed. And beautiful. Did I mention that?
Steven Moffat: It's just a shame Mark is ugly and badly dressed.
Guest: I've heard a theory on how Sherlock faked his death involving anti-gravity, a cat, and buttered toast. Shall we expect the solution to be any more plausible?
Steven Moffat: No.
Guest: I have a theory on how Sherlock faked his death regarding the packets of crisps still in his pockets. Plausible?
Steven Moffat: Yes, that's it, you've got it.
Mark Gatiss: Entirely plausible. Were they 'Wotsits'?
Mark Gatiss: Could crisps cushion his fall?
Guest: Will John ever get married? Or is he married to his work/Sherlock now?
Mark Gatiss: John is married to his wok. he's a big fan of Chinese food.
Guest: Have you guys ever thought about having John and Molly date?
Steven Moffat: I'm not sure Molly is able to retain John in her memory any time she breaks eye contact with him. Like the Silence in Doctor Who
Guest: I'm a little confused about the timeline of series 2. Does Hound take place during Scandal? They both seem to be set around christmas time.
Steven Moffat: Well I'd be interested in the time line theories, that's an old standby of Sherlock Holmes fans. We assumed they happened sequentially, but what do we know?
Guest: Something I've been dying to know, what was in the present (in Scandal), that Molly bought Sherlock for Christmas? I bet he'd be difficult to buy for!
Steven Moffat: No idea what Molly bought. Did Sherlock ever open it, that's the question.... Ohhh!!!
Mark Gatiss: Molly's present? A tantalus, perhaps?
Steven Moffat: Cocaine!!
Mark Gatiss: (after in pause in questions flow) Starving. Has everyone had their tea?
Guest: If you could ask sir Arthur Conan Doyle one question, what would it be?
Mark Gatiss: How come you're so bloody brilliant? I asked him one last night through a medium, actually. His answer was "Six and three eighths".
Guest: What do you think of the Believe In Sherlock campaign the fans started back in January?
Steven Moffat: Best viral marketing campaign ever. And beyond thrilling for us.
Guest: How long does it typically take you guys to write and film an episode?
Mark Gatiss: A hundred years.
Steven Moffat: On a good day.
Guest: How do you decide who writes each episode?
Mark Gatiss: We fall into a brown study, consume ten ounces of ship's tobacco and, when the fug clears, we know who's doing what.
Mark Gatiss: Oh and there's wine.
Steven Moffat: Do you have wine there? I don't have any wine.
Mark Gatiss: No wine. no. I'm having bacon and eggs in a minute, though.
Steven Moffat: I've been trying to make toast. Crumbs all over the computer.
Guest: Do you have anything you'd like to say to your fans in the United States?
Steven Moffat: Please watch our shows. And buy the DVDs.
Guest: Do you have another theme in mind like this season: Love, Fear & Death?
Mark Gatiss: Yes. Tea, Milk and Sugar.
Mark Gatiss: Love, Fear & Death are very big. We have to top that. Sloth, Pain & Eczema?
Guest: How many trench coats are used in the average Sherlock episode?
Steven Moffat: There is no average Sherlock episode. The very idea!
Guest: The blood in the show is so realistic! Mind sharing the recipe?
Steven Moffat: Hit people.
Mark Gatiss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhuR1VMkpXM
Ruth Spencer: We've had thousands of readers and comments today - thank you so much for joining us! Any final thoughts before we go?
Mark Gatiss: Yes. As a nice surprise for our US fans, I can exclusively reveal that Sherlock faked his death by
Mark Gatiss: Oh God! We're out of time!
Steven Moffat: Very exciting to hear from Sherlock fans. I suppose we now have to buckle down and make some more. Or just make some toast. I'd really like some toast.
Steven Moffat: And yes, please vote for us in the YouTube thing. Cos if we lose we'll be too upset to make any more. And I'll axe Doctor Who as well. And shoot Santa Claus and some puppies.
Post by wasurenaihikari (via stormageddon-pond)
May 22, 2012 at 1:16 PM | Post Permalink | 4,098 notes



"If you could have tea with any character you've played before, who would it be?"

Audience: Martin!
Benedict: I don't play Martin Freeman!
Audience:
Audience:
Audience:
Benedict:
Audience: Cabin Pressure.
Benedict: Oh God.
Post by floopowderchristmastroy (via ahndja)
May 22, 2012 at 1:12 PM | Post Permalink | 4,138 notes



Lestrade deserves an award for not shooting everything in that scene at the end? Because this is what's inside their heads:

Henry: Facing inner demons that have plagued him since childhood and coming to a realization of the truth.
Sherlock: Lol it's drugs.
John: It's drugs, we're being affected by drugs. I saw the secret file.
Lestrade: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY IS THERE A GIGANTIC DEATH DOG WHAT IS GOING ON THANKS FOR EXPLAINING NOTHING BOYS.
Post by evalilith (via ahndja)
May 22, 2012 at 1:10 PM | Post Permalink | 3,497 notes



Mark Sheppard would like Crowley to have and owl called Owley and a pig called Sowley, cow called Cowly and a cat called Meowley. "Old McCrowley had a farm!"

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May 21, 2012 at 5:01 PM | Post Permalink | 3,199 notes



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