rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

(via bandersnatchcuddlebuns)

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

overachievious:

overachievious:

hell-heaven-and-the-winchesters:

What if baby Ackles is a girl and her name is Bela. And then Bela and Thomas Colton Padalecki decide to run away together when they’re kids and go on a make believe hunting trip one day. And then Jared knocks on Jensen’s door when he finally realises that they ran away and says, ‘The Colt. Bela stole the Colt.’

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OH jfc we’ve gone full circle this is actually on my dash

(via bandersnatchcuddlebuns)

seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

(via blameitonthesilence)

revolutionbutcivilisation:

can we talk about those shifty eyes

how jim literally looks around, like

“man, i hope nobody else saw sherlock being so obvious”

(via misplacedsanity)

abaddayum:

idk i’m just really touchy feely and i love hugging friends and leaning on friends and playing with their hair and letting them use me as a pillow and having them sit in my lap and sitting in their lap and using them as pillows because yes you are friend i love friend friend is good i show you friend is good with cuddlies yes i like friend yes

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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(via geothebio)

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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(via whatonearthisnormal)

an-egg:

there   s tears coming from my eyes

(via sweetspockandhellajim)

mrs-optimusprime1:

sketchlock:

its-tuesday-again:

thanks, ireland

you’ve nailed it again

B E S T

One of the best things I ever seen

(via mrsanchezmiller)

thiinka:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha

(via i-dunno-but-im-hot-hot-so-hot)

hufflepuffsquee:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

hedwig-dordt:

logical-deduction:

i am dying. i am dead. i have died. 

And this, my friends, is how you advertise.

This is my new favorite commercial.

BEST DAMN THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

(via roxylablonduh)