I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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yungterra:

iimiiya:

yungterra:

Go to any pewdiepie video’s comment section and I can assure you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back to deviantart ‘07

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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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mygaydisney:

lityousei:

Hail Hydra

This. Is. Perfect.

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trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

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anglophrenic:

thisisjustgreat:

"It’s called the ‘American Dream’ because you have to be asleep to believe it."

I was nodding along throughout all of this. See, this is why I will always support student loans for a meaningful education, pursuing what you want to do especially if it’s not going to make you a good amount of money off the bat (or at all)… because the only true rebellion is thinking critically and doing what you want.

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totagaygay:

I’ll always prefer Breaking Bad before the redesign

totagaygay:

I’ll always prefer Breaking Bad before the redesign

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asker

zaraxis asked: Dear Neil, I was wondering if you would read my book if I mailed you a free copy? Not wanting promotion or even a critique, I just want you to read it.

neil-gaiman:

Not unless you can also mail the time in which to read it… (not snarky. More sad and practical.)

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

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  • YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
  • YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@
  • YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!
  • YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!!
  • YA Book: bUTttttt
  • Ya Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!
  • Ya Book: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!

thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

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kissmycatastrophe:

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

i think probly the slenderman

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