theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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fuckyeahtattoos:

designed and tattooed by cataat Per-4Berlin Germanyhttps://www.facebook.com/TattoosByCata

fuckyeahtattoos:

designed and tattooed by cata
at Per-4
Berlin Germany
https://www.facebook.com/TattoosByCata

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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iwishiwaspattismith:

Made some more stickers to put around campus and Santa Fe

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satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

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abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

Update (07/11/14): This blew up and there were a lot of comments on the post and people messaging me to ask what happened. Since I’m not a runway model, I decided to ask one. I asked Kayley Chabot (whose résumé includes more than 100 shows in the four fashion capitals) if she had ever had to deal with uncomfortable shoes during fashion month, and here’s what she told me:

"The shoes are undoubtedly the worst part of fashion month. I’ve gone down the runway as my feet have been bleeding and torn apart from ridiculously small shoes. Almost every show I’ve ever done, the shoes have been much too small, either cutting off circulation and molding your foot to the shoe, or blisters and blood everywhere. Generally at the end of fashion month, I don’t recognize my own feet. They’re covered in blisters, cuts, everything. So yes, all of our feet look like that by the end of the month! (If a girl’s eyes look rather glossy during a show, she’s probably holding back tears.)”

So there you have it. Runway modeling may seem like a walk in the park, but it sounds like it can be a pretty excruciating, blister-filled walk.

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Sam Pepper can go suck a fuck. How about instead of a ‘Reveal’ where you bullshit your way trying to make people think you’re a good person really, you just fucking apologize for fucking up and sexually harassing people.

Arsehole.

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

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brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

inbox me a fairy tale

  • Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
  • Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
  • Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
  • Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
  • The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
  • The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
  • Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
  • The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
  • The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
  • Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
  • Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
  • Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
  • Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
  • Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
  • Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
  • The Star Money: What is your most prized possession?
  • Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
  • The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
  • Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
  • The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
  • The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
  • The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
  • The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
lesbianese:

niftyjaguar:

That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.

THIS FUCKING DOG

lesbianese:

niftyjaguar:

That dog is just like

WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.

THIS FUCKING DOG

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